church names in naija

While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment
Here it goes::.
Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State) God's Mennonite Church Guided Missiles Church JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY' Healing Has Begun Ministry God's Own Ministry The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac) Huricane Miracle Ministry Healing Tsunami Ministry Satan in Trouble Ministry Fire for Fire Ministry Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt) Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel The Yoke Must Broke Ministry Jesus Heal Ministry Face to face ministry Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State) By fire By Fire Ministry HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna) House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH) JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY OPM - Other people's money (PH) God in action ministries Moving mountain gospel church MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa) Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja) HIGH TENSION MINISTRY JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry Accredited Church of God Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" Fire burn ministries JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta Old time religion ministry Strong Hand of God ministry Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa. Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS Perfect Christianity Ministry Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...